young woody 5:43 Mon Jan 26
I am home alone tonight.
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Everyone is out so i have a free house.
What should I do?
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Russ of the BML
2:19 Tue Jan 27
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Go to bra section of catalogue. Draw nipples on bra's and squint your eyes. Commence wank.
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i-Ron
10:08 Tue Jan 27
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Undateables whatsapp group chat was amazing....
Mute.
Mood.
Leaves group.
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ooooh Morley Morley
10:05 Tue Jan 27
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Wanking is old hat now, very dull. I get so bored wanking I've started to fake my orgasms just to get it over with.
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young woody
9:52 Tue Jan 27
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To be honest it was a anti climax
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worm
9:40 Tue Jan 27
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I demand he returns the 'Young' section of his username.
Pensioner Woody has a ring to it.
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stoneman
9:38 Tue Jan 27
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That was a rock and roll evening!
WHUjack might have something to say about it. "Wot no rib, no coke, no special brew and no ladies? Are you a puff or sumfink mate"
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Side of Ham
9:34 Tue Jan 27
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You rub it furiously and after a short time soft cheese oozes out.
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riosleftsock
9:26 Tue Jan 27
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Whats a "dome" pizza?
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young woody
9:25 Tue Jan 27
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Watched motd
Had dome pizza
Watched silent witness
Waited for Mr polite and went to bed
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BigDad
9:14 Tue Jan 27
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wuss
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Mr Polite
9:12 Tue Jan 27
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For clarity I chickened out from going - I didn't collect Woody's semen in a glass container
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Ricky Bobby
9:03 Tue Jan 27
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*So
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Ricky Bobby
9:03 Tue Jan 27
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S has anyone seen or heard from Young Woody this morning?
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worm
8:56 Tue Jan 27
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Polite bottled it.
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Sniper
1:31 Tue Jan 27
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What happened, what happened????
For the love of god someone please say what happened!!!
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The Joker
1:17 Tue Jan 27
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Try not to wank yourself into an early grave.
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Mr Polite
12:59 Tue Jan 27
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What did you do on the end handsome?
Gratton or Avon?
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Wonderkid
6:35 Mon Jan 26
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This has all the makings of a strange thread
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InpectaMoose
6:32 Mon Jan 26
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I've just bought a chrome cast so anything on my laptop I can now watch on my tv. The living room has been taking a good hiding over the past couple of evenings.
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Nuclear Noodle
6:31 Mon Jan 26
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Internet porn if your Mum and Dad have not set a filter of course
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Mr Polite
6:30 Mon Jan 26
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*fires up the Quattro*
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